Posted by De Brown Streak on October 12, 2001 at 11:41:21:
Peaches and Cream Part XI – Now It
All Makes Perfect Sense
Finny: “We have to do something about this situation.”
Dancer: “Okay. What? Uh, are you wearing makeup, Finny?”
Ziles: “I think it kind of suits him. A sort of reptilian Alice Cooper.”
Hatman: “He looks frighteningly like Joan Collins in a certain light.”
Dancer: “Whatever is warping our minds, now it has gone too far!”
Suddenly Nats enters wearing a sequinned ballgown.
Everybody: “Ack!”
Hatman: “We’ve gotta get to the bottom of this. As soon as I adjust my
stilettos.”
G-Eyed: “Does anybody care that we’re being attacked by giant peaches for no
easily understandable reason?”
Troia: “We can always try to eat our way out of danger.”
Then the door bursts open and the real villains behind all of this leap out.
The Lair Legion gasps!
Lair Legion: “You!”
De Brown Streak, Omike, Balefire, and Deathstar Druid laugh. “Yes us. The
forgotten ones, who hardly ever get written itno these kinds of stories! But
this time we shall have our revenge!!”
AG: “Hey, c’mon. I wrote some of you, and everybody appears in HH’s stories
sooner or later.”
DBS: “Exactly! Everybody! And still some of us haven’t appeared. And Whitney
hasn’t written the ending to our tag-team either. Do you know how sexually
frustrating it is to wait all this time to see if I get to ravish Lania on
national television?”
Trickshot: “I can imagine.”
Finny growls.
Balefire: “So we decided to launch a plot so bizarre, so complicated, that in
the end the only possible way to resolve it and save continuity would be for HH
to have to write the last chapter. Then we would be part of the Parodyverse.
Bwa-hah-hah!”
NTU-150: “You fiends!”
Omike makes a dramatic gesture, and the cyborg musicans, giant genetically
altered peaches, retconned former posters, and one lost and confused beaver
attack. Deathstar Druid turns the twitterpation generator to OVERLOAD….
To be continued…